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zeldathemes

N o w h e r e is safe.

Scouting locations for A Monster Calls. Less than one week to the official start. (x)

americaninfographic:

Wordplay

All I knew this morning when I woke,
is I know something now I didn’t before.
And all I’ve seen since eighteen hours ago,
is g r e e n e y e s and f r e c k l e s and your smile.
In the back of my mind making me feel like,
I just wanna know you better.

jhenne-bean:

ursulatheseabitchh:

So I made this thing and I’m pretty proud of it, haha.

BEAUTIFUL. ; A;

random-nexus:

johnlockandthedoctorsblog:

fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

freedominwickedness:

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

How don’t you

Do you really believe only humans use Tumblr?

hadarsadeh:

youtubefangirl225:

gayisthenewokay:

jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love

shots fired 

So fucking true

Rebloging this because people needs to see this

I was going to work out but I found myself writing spn fanfiction in the bathroom
I don’t even like writing fanfiction
What is wrong with me

captainarlert:

I like shipping the cheerful one with the grumpy one

  #did u say corrine/maddy  

rerak-sketchbook:

I did it, all of it, for you! …but I’ll never regret it